EST. FIVE MINUTES AGO✳ INTERNET ODDITIES DEPT.

The useless
internet machine.

The internet used to be weird.
Let’s keep a little of that alive.

NO PURPOSE. NO PRESSURE.
JUST ONE VERY GOOD BUTTON. ↘

F–001 / NONSENSE GENERATOR

01 — SELECT YOUR LEVEL OF NONSENSE

100% free. Approximately 0% useful.

READY WHEN YOU ARE↳ PUSH. REPEAT. QUESTION EVERYTHING.

02 — YOUR FRESHLY DISPENSED NOTHING

A SMALL INVITATION№ 000

Something unnecessary
is waiting for you.

A questionable fortune. A deeply unhelpful fact. Maybe just permission to do absolutely nothing.

PUSH THE BIG ORANGE BUTTON.

Please retain this nonsense for your records.

WHAT’S IN THE MACHINE?

Useless factsTerrible adviceOddly specific fortunesDinner decisionsTech nonsenseTiny distractions

Not everything needs to be a side hustle.
Some things can just be a little ridiculous.

CERTIFIED
USELESS
SINCE RIGHT NOW